May 2013
2 tags
dirtsbag:
if you’re protective and tall and sweet and cute and smell good and give good hugs then i want to date you
tickettoheaven:
chafing-nipples:
dangermat:
when bananas rot they secrete stuff that makes other fruit including bananas near them rot faster that’s so fucked up that is murder suicide bananas commit murder suicide
that’s pretty fucking metal
I’d say it’s pretty fucking
bananas
inbox:
moo bitch
get out the hay
rneerkat:
rneerkat:
shinykonyta:
rneerkat:
i love being pregnant because i can eat whatever i want and people wont question me about it :)
you are a 19 yr old boy
youre stereotyping me
its a girl
tumblr: omg what do we need school for it's useless
tumblr: india isn't in asia fuckwit
tywinllannister:
Tonight there are two sides on tumblr: Europe and the rest of the world
wurnbo:
why are people louder when im watching something
secretlymisha:
as far as i can tell from my dash there’s some sort of gay musical olympics going on that only europe was invited to
cornucopia:
IF YOU GET MAD AT PEOPLE FOR BEING EXCITED IM GONNA PUSH YOU OFF MOUNT EVEREST
ship-all-the-gay:
so i was eating some of those sugary gross conversation hearts. (they were on for $1 at work) and I was reading them.
they say like ‘cool’ and ‘ur cute’ and then suddenly
I think the factory workers need help
“The Universe is working in your favor even when...
creeeee:
imawanchor:
remember when the first time the audience saw bella swan she was just randomly clutching a cactus
remember vampires suck?
That awkward moment when everyone else understands...
sodamnrelatable:
but you still act like you did:
because you’ll just Google it later.
